So. I watched Lord of the Rings. It was good. I had a revelation:

Villians always follow a formula. They never have good teeth, if they are attractive at first, they turn ugly with their increasing evil. Their little helpers are always even UGLIER and have even GROSSER teeth.

Good guys never have bad teeth or dreadlocks, rarely do they ever have dark eyes. They have blue eyes and sassy soft hair and great, straight, white teeth! It is in the teeth! If you have good teeth, you are predisposed to be good! If you have bad teeth, you are evil! Never trust a Brit!

look at me? i'm a radical biker! --sound track of a bmx video game in a Pizza Hut.

ckb

Thursday, Dec. 20, 2001 at 12:27 AM