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Hmm...something weird happened with the neighbors again last night...everybody probably thinks i am a big fat liar because lately i seem to be having all of these wild and wacky adventures...

Well, i live in a tri-plex. We are on the bottom floor and two other units are above us. Well last night it sounded like someone was throwing furniture for like an hour upstairs, but we really didn't think anything about it (except for about how ANNOYING it was). Anyway, i was in the bathroom checking out the latest catalogs while perched atop my porcelin throne, and i could hear yelling upstairs. So i told my roomate to mute his video game and we all started listening. We couldn't distinguish words until someone said "help me! help me!", so we decided to call the police. Brad began screaming obscenities at the ceiling, which i deemed inappropriate, but after that the three boys went outside to wait on the cops.I stayed inside since i was in p.j.'s, but i was waiting at the door. Right before the cops got there one of the 2 fighting girls ran down the stairs and said 'OMG she sliced my face open!!!" and drove off. Then she came back after circling the block i guess, and the cops pulled up. She ran and laid down in some leaves in a bad attempt to hide. The police shined their mag lights right on her face and she got up. They asked her "Why are you hiding in the garbage cans?" and she said "She took my PHONE, she took my KEYS and she took my POT!" (note:nothing this girl said ever made sense. I think she was on crack, like the other girl said). So that didn't really answer the question of why she hid in the garbage cans, but the girl continued to show how ignorant she was by using the "N" word to describe the other girl's friends...all of this in front of a black police officer. When they put the cuffs on her she was trying to punch the cops! What a retard!

We found out the reason they were fighting was that they were lovers (for the past 6 years), and one of them had the key to the other's house and had gotten some stuff out. So it wasn't even a cool reason to knife someone in the face. At least we met our neighbors. The one that actually lives there is named Julia. She introduced herself after her girlfriend rode off in the back of the police car.

So that was our excitement for last night. I don't know why brad thought screaming obscenities at the ceiling was a good idea. That part of the story doesn't flow. Me and garrett were confused.

where does the time go? its time to unwind

ckb


2001-02-13 at 16:34:45



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